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Dead fat chick.
Went to a grocery store.
Got some yogurt, rotisserie chicken, jelly beans.
Paying for my shit.
See a ham planet frantically run towards me.
“I need something to eat!”
No you fucking don’t, start packing my food away.
“Please just a little bit! I NEED SOME FUCKING FOOD!”
Small line behind us says things like “piss off,” “no you don’t,” and “fuck off whale.”
She goes ape (no pun intended) shit at them.
Put yogurt in bag and walk outside.
Start eating jelly beans on sidewalk.
See an ambulance speeding towards the store.
They run in.
5 minutes later, they’re struggling to push a stretcher out of the store.
something massive is on it.
Covered up completely with a blanket.
Decide to give them a hand.
Ask them what happened.
They say she went into a diabetic coma or some shit and died.
She needed some sugar to live.
My jelly beans could’ve saved her life.
Keep eating them.